The 'Bad Kids' store is back up and running!

The Moronik Store is back up! So go do all the freaking shopping that needs to be done! Enjoy and once again if there is any product that you have to have with your favorite 'Bad Kid' on it just email me your suggestions and I'll get on it. Thanks again.

Greta and the Loose Tooth!

It's official. pre-production on the next 'Bad Kids' movies has begun. After way too much time of great personal indecision on which story to tell, one has been picked. 'Greta and the Loose Tooth' is already being brewed in the depths of the Cinorom Studios. The story follows sweet Greta Greenbucket in her attempt to rid herself of a defiant tooth. Character Design will be done by the end of the week and the Disneyphile Jon Guerzon is currently taking a run at the storyboards. The release date for this new 'Bad Kids' tale is scheduled for the 1st of January. I will start moving this Blog into a production journal while we are in production. If you have any question or request please feel free to email me a moron@moronik.com .

Moronism #11

(Insert lame excuse for taking too long to create a new post here)

Paul liked to beat up on lots of kids.

Then he met Bobby.

Now Paul gets beat up.

Moronism #10

Fourteen out of fifteen people have lied.

Five out of Fifteen admit it.

Princess Salles

Friend of this Blog, BenSmash, has created his greatest achievement. On Monday Olivia Chaya Salles was brought into this world. All reports are she is a complete angel and has received her mothers looks. To BenSmash, LisaSmash and OliviaSmash congratulation!

MAGN Expo and Moronism #9

This weekend we will have a booth at the 'Manga, Art & Graphic Novel Expo for Teens' in Fremont. There will be everything from comics to movies to toys and artist demo. This looks to be a pretty neat kid orientated event. You can register online at: http://www.regerec.com/Activities/ActivitiesDetails.asp?aid=14199

Moronism #9:

Jenny likes to make fun of people who are different.

For some reason she has no friends!

A full version of "The Saint of Liberty; 'Lilly'"

For about four months I have been writing what started out as a treatment for my next short film, but ended up turning into a short story and now is soo much bigger that I am afraid by the time I am finished it might be a novel. I have been posting these pages on this site as "the Saint of Liberty" here and there for the last several months. Well on Friday I was about to post another page, but didn't. I realized that it would be awkward for someone to read the "Saint of Liberty" if they were new to my website due to the way I have created the posting. So it was with this in mind that I decide to create a web page to make it a lot easier for someone to read the whole story and that is what I have done. I have not posted the whole "Saint of Liberty" that has been created, due to the fact that it is now about 80 pages long, but just one chapter I am calling "Lilly." As further chapters are polished up to where I think they are ok, I will add them to the site.

That said I give you "The Saint of Liberty; Lilly"
http://www.moronik.com/Fiction.htm

Enjoy
George M. Dondero

Moronism #8

I have been pathetic on posting lately. I will work on being better.

I would like to give a shout out to the Great neB. You Rock!

that said Moronism #8 ...

Timmy loves to play with knives.

Even though he now only has nine fingers!

moronik.com 2006 is up!

http://www.moronik.com/

OK.... Last night I put up the bones of the new site. You will find a bunch of stuff not there yet the major issue right now are the missing DirtBoy and BugGirl pages. They will be up by tomorrow night. Please feel free to tell me what you like, what you don't, what doesn't work. and so on. Also if there is something you would like to see tell me. You can email me at moron@moronik.com or post here suggestions. I would love to hear what you think good or bad.

Coming soon the new moronik.com

I know... I having posted lately. I am in the process of creating a completely new moronik.com.
It will have tons of new features and stuff. It will be 4.69 times better then the current version. It will have complete versions of all films, online versions of our comiks and a Bad Kid Zoo where you can get all the factoid on your favorite 'Bad Kids'. By Monday I will have the base of the new site up and will reveal new feature daily until the site is completely up. So get ready it's coming soon. The Moronik Store is currently down while I am building the new site. If you desire any product please email me with your request.

Thank you
George

Moronism #7

Jamie loves eating his boogers.

He says they are a good source of protein.

His classmates say it's just gross!

The Saint of Liberty - Part 8

Mr. Sugars afraid that he longer could not contain his anger stomped his foot which brought Steven’s eyes up from his hands. Mr. Sugars hand shaking in anger and wanting to strike the ungrateful young man, who had broke a month ban to steal more candy, slowly moved up and pointed to the door. Mr. Sugars talking though his teeth just said one word, “OUT!”
Steven had never seen Mr. Sugars in such a state before. Whenever Mr. Sugars was mad at Steven his voice would get really calm and Mr. Sugars would get down on one knee to be eye to eye with Steven. Mr. Sugars would then say some crap about how this was for his own good and how this hurt him just as much as it hurt Steven and so on. The rage in his eyes and redness of Mr. Sugar’s faced terrified Steven forcing him to take a step backwards but then Steven stopped. It had taken Steven a week to get up the courage to say the words that he needed to say to Mr. Sugars. Seeing just how mad Mr. Sugars was, convinced Steven that he had to explain things even more now than ever. Steven searched for some strength.
Before the ban from Mr. Sugars Candy shop he would have eaten three chocolate bars before attempting such a feat. Of course it had been impossible for him to get any chocolate bars for over a week now. He took a step towards Mr. Sugars pleadingly as he said, “M…M…Mr. Sugars. I…I…I just need to tell you…” Mr. Sugars could not take another word. The nerve of this boy, how dare him. Mr. Sugars snapped. In one big step Mr. Sugars grabbed Steven by the shirt and dragged him to the door. As Mr. Sugars opened the door he yelled “I said OUT!” and he threw Steven to the side walk. Steven hit the side walk with a nice thud smacking his left elbow against the wood walkway. A shooting pain moved from Steven’s elbow all the way up to his head. Before Steven even realized what happened Mr. Sugars was already back inside the candy shop. Steven in pain, shamed and embarrassed, started to cry. As the tears ran down his face several of townspeople walked by knowing that the boy had caused his own ruin. (art by the Great Ruben DeLuna)

Moronism #6

My good friend Ben has brought to my attention that I have been pathetically neglectful on posting. I am sorry. I have no excuse and hope that one day you will be able to forgive me.
That said, I promise to get in three post this week.....

My dear people I present you with Moronism #6:

Taking candy from strangers is Bad!

Unless of course the candy is really freaking good.

Moronism #5

Billy kicked his Dog for the fun of it.

Billy's Dog Bit Billy,

just for the fun of it!

Moronism #4

Betty loved to steal all kinds of cool stuff.

The funny thing was so did the Kid that stole her bike!

Dante does it again!

I guess now it's an annual event. Dante 'the Great' Dondero has won student of the month. This is the Second year in a row that Dante has won Student of the month for Self-discipline. Ms. Meno, Dante's teacher, said as she was presenting this award that she had several times heard Dante say to other students "I'm sorry but I can't talk to you right know, I have school work to finish." Trust me when I say I have no clue where he gets this from. Lord knows I was always too busy drawing on desks, finding animals in the clouds or visiting other worlds in my head to think about school work. Dante's mother has never passed up an opportunity to talk with anyone. The only one that I know that had this type of focus at such a young age is Dante's Aunt Christine. It's a little strange how genetics work through a family tree.

So when your are in class or at work and that fellow student or co-worker walks up to you and tries to divert your attention to their new shoes or to talk about the Curious George film they saw, Think... "What would Dante do!" and get back to work.

Please don't do what Dante's dad would do which is say "Shut up and get back to work! I'm busy watching Ultraman kick Mighty Mouse's butt in that cloud which I am recreating on my desk." Cause that only get your English teacher's attention and within ten seconds she will be handing you the spray bottle of desk cleaner and a rag and force you to destroy the drawing you spent the last thirty minutes creating.

Remember "What would Dante do!" words to live by.

Moronism #3

Sally hates Dan because he pulled her hair, Dan had pulled Sally's hair because she told Fran that he had a fat head which Sally had said because Dan had told Jeff that she had a big mouth which Dan had said because... Well he can't really remember why he said that!

Moronism #2

I present you with Moronism #2:

Jonny loved to start fires,

that was until he burned his house down!

Moronism #1 and a quick shout out!

Before I post my Moronism #1, I forgot to thank a couple of other freaks:

David and Ben (aka - the DirtBoy's): You two made my day brighter. Little Maggie Simpson - (aka Maggie Simpson) First person to dawn the new 'Bully' T-Shirt which is also now available online and I least forget the talented Ruben DeLuna (aka - artist for BugGirl): it was great to have him come by and hang out on Saturday.

Now to Moronism #1 - I am going to start posting new Moronisms every Tuesday and Thursdays. On Wednesdays I will post the continuing story of the 'Saint of Liberty' and whatever news falls on me on Mondays and Fridays.

That said I present Moronism #1:

Sometimes you have to be bad

to learn how to be good!

(like refusing to eat your Brussel sprouts, only to make your mom really mad and have her put a bunch more on your plate and tell you that you aren't leaving the table until you have eaten them all. Then realize that your favorite TV show is about to start, so you cram every freaking Brussel sprout into your mouth so that you can leave the kitchen and go to the front room to watch TV. Only to have your mom demand that you swallow your food before you can go. Hearing the theme music to your show you attempt to swallow the ten Brussel sprouts that you had stored in your cheeks. Only to get a couple stuck in your throat. Not being able to breath you run to your mom and give her the international choking sign with both hands at your neck. She screams the loudest she can, "Oh my god! My baby's going to die!', as she spins you around and gives you the Heimlick maneuver, which not only sends all the Brussel sprouts in your mouth and throat flying, but also brings up the rest of your meal that you had eaten earlier. Before you have a chance to hold back your dinner flies from your mouth. All you can hear is the splat of your dinner as you puke it all over the kitchen wall. You spend the next 25 minutes cleaning the puke of the wall and floor just in time to watch the end credits of your favorite show. Next time your mom serves you Brussel sprouts you make sure that you either chop them up in to tiny pieces and mix them in with the other food, making the other food taste a lot worse but not as bad as Brussel sprouts by themselves or feed the Brussel Sprouts to the dog when your mom isn't looking. Weeks later you realize that your thirty years old and finally move out of your parents house and get a place of your own, where you never make Brussel Sprouts ever.)

The Love Fest that was WonderCon!

WonderCon was freaking great and just wanted to say thanks!

First of all - I can not tell you how great it is to have kids and grown-ups alike come up to our booth and say how much they love our comiks and movies. Nothing makes me happier! I want to thank everyone that came by, you Rock!

Nextly - I would like to thank Colin (Artist for Dirtboy) for all the hardwork this weekend. I would have had to pee in a jar at the booth or something, if he wasn't there. I doubt that I would have had one-tenth of the visitors say for sooo long if the booth smelled like urine.

Lastly - I would like to thank all the freaks that came to WonderCon. Be it the skin headed Bush hater with make-up or the Funking girl walking the isles with serious bed head and butt crack or the fifteen year old looking alcoholic with a hangover that had puked on her party dress the night before. without you, there would really be no reason to go! PS- you all need help and if there is anything I can do, please feel free to ask.